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Dark Castle Entertainment did a rash of remakes back in the very late 90s to early 2000s, pumping out nearly a little over a dozen horror films and remakes of classic horror films (the name Dark Castle Entertainment is taken from the name of William Castle, a big time horror filmmaker of the 1950s and 60s) with varying degrees of success. Some of them were really cheesy and grungy, while others are actually really clever and exciting. House of Wax (a remake of a 1953 Vincent Price movie of the same name, which is actually a remake of a 1933 film titles Mystery of the Wax Museum) and is one of the middle of the road releases from the studio. It’s one of those remakes that really didn’t need to exist, but is actually entertaining enough in it’s own right to pull off making the 2 hour run time worth it.
Heading out to catch a football game in the South, Carly (Elisha Cuthbert), her boyfriend Wade (Jared Padalecki), her brother Nick (Chad Michael Murray) and several other friends all decide to camp their way to said game. However, when the group of friends camp out in a deserted field they find a little bit more than they bargained for. A creepy stalker cuts their fan belt, forcing Carly and Wade to head into a local town that’s off the beaten path to find a replacement. There the group run into Bo (Brian Van Holt), the town’s Priest, Mechanic, and local handyman. Bo offers to get them the fan belt they need, but soon the duo learn that he’s a bit more than he seems as he captures the two of them and begins to torture and convert them into wax statues like the wrest of the town folk.
The movie really has quite a few plot holes and cheesy moments (the very last “gotcha!” end moment with the big “reveal” makes you groan), but overall it’s a fun and cheesy early 2000s horror flick. It’s nasty, grungy, predictable, but completely satisfying if you like that body horror of that particular decade. It was easily one of the better films of the small studio’s lineup (13 Ghosts is still probably the best), but it’s a movie you really don’t think too hard about and when you’re dissecting the plot. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Rating:
Rated R for horror violence, some sexual content and language
Video:

Audio:

Extras:

• NEW Die, My Darling – an interview with actress Paris Hilton
• NEW The Tale of Blake and Paige – an interview with actor Robert Ri'chard
• NEW Organ Grinder – an interview with composer John Ottman
• NEW To Me, They Live and Breathe – an interview with makeup effects artist Jason Baird
• B-Roll and Bloopers Video Cast Commentary
• From Location: Joel Silver Reveals the House of Wax
• Wax On: The Design of House of Wax
• The House Built on Wax: The Visual Effects of House of Wax
• Alternate Opening: Jennifer Killed
• Gag Reel
• Vintage interviews with cast and crew from the electronic press kit
• Vintage featurette
• Theatrical Trailer
Final Score:

I used to hate House of Wax 2005 a LOOOOT and jokingly say that I’d only watch it to see Paris Hilton get killed. But as I’ve gotten older I kind of appreciate the movie for what it is. It took the concept of the 1953 original and went a completely different direction. Not to mention it fits right in with those late 90s/early 2000 era grunge horror remakes like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ghost Ship and House on Haunted Hill. None of them are masterpieces, but they’re fun for cheap and sleazy horror with a bit of a worn out “redneck” terror to them. The new Scream Factory release may not be PERFECT, but they have done a good job of revitalizing a horrible video and audio encode from Warner brothers, and packed on some new extras to boot. Worth a fun watch if you’re into that early 2000s horror.
Technical Specifications:
Starring: Chad Michael Murray, Paris Hilton, Elisha Cuthbert, Jared Padalecki, Jon Abrahams, Brian Van Holt
Directed by: Jaume Collet-Serra
Written by: Chad Hayes, Cary W. Hayes
Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1 AVC
Audio: English: DTS-HD MA 5.1
Subtitles: English SDH
Studio: Scream Factory
Rated: R
Runtime: 113 minutes
Blu-Ray Release Date: July 13th, 2021
Recommendation: Fun Watch for Early 2000s Horror Fans