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They Will Kill You
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Are things changing around this decade like fashion arguably does? Are we going through the “satanic panic” era of film making like we did in the 1970s? Or is this simply a case of twin films going on? Cuz They Will Kill You feels a bit too close to the Ready or Not franchise than it really should? Don’t get me wrong. I loved the Ready or Not to death back in 2019, and liked the sequel a few months back nearly as much. So I’m not needlessly ragging on the fact that They Will Kill You is a very similarly feeling movie, rather noticing the strange similarities of two films deal with satanic cults wherein they need a sacrifice by morning. Only to have the heroine turn this into a reverse slasher and walk away into the sunlight by the time the credits roll.
The story starts out watching a young woman and her little sister try to escape and abusive father, only for Asia (Zazie Beetz) to put a bullet in her old man and end up in prison. Years later (we’re not told until the near end of the movie that it’s been 10 years) we meet Asia once more. This time she’s responding to a sketchy ad for a maid in a swanky New York high rise building called “The Virgil”. Only she’s not exactly as naive as you think. Asia actually has tracked her younger sister Maria (Myha’la) to The Virgil, and plans to get her out. Only thing is, when she gets inside our intrepid rescuer finds out that the place is 100% filled with immortals who have made a pact with the devil, which only lasts as long as they give sacrifices to good ole Beelzebub. And guess what? Asia is that sacrifice tonight. Now she has to hack slash, and generally slice n’ dice her way through a horde of immortal satanists in hopes of getting to her sister before its too late.
Sokolov blends action, comedy, supernatural satanism, and good old fashioned martial arts brawling in what can only be described as “ambitious”. And much like Ready or Not, I’m all for it. The film isn’t overly intelligent, and has some plot holes (especially with the hole name on the pig, and the rules behind it being rather vague), and I felt about 10 more minutes of fleshing out the history of “The Virgil” would have benefited the film. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, at the end of the day this was just a silly, gory good time. Asia is a great protagonist, and the action sequences are top notch. I was literally dying with laughter over the pig head fight between Asia and Patricia Arquette’s character, and digging into the extras revealed that Sokolov actually used a TON of practical effects, using CGI to supplement only when necessary. That alone bumps it up half a notch in my book, as too many movies these days are just CGI slopped everywhere.
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Rated R for strong bloody violence, gore, language and brief sexual content/nudity.
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• Developing the Virgil Featurette - A look into the film's most iconic location: The Virgil, a nine-floor art deco building inspired by Dante's Inferno. This piece showcases the building's intricate design, surreal art direction, and how each floor was constructed to reflect a different level of psychological descent.
• Asia Reaves' Attacks Featurette - This action-packed piece breaks down all the major fight scenes in the film, complete with stunts, spoilers, and cinematic chaos.
• Crafting Carnage Featurette - Unravel how the film's most intense moments were brought to life using hands-on techniques, from puppets and prosthetics to practical effects and choreographed gags.
Final Score:
They Will Kill You is going to appeal to the same crowd that liked Ready or Not and Ready or Not 2, and I got no problem with that. It’s a fun action/comedy/gorefest with just enough plot to be interesting, and leaving the rest to the visual gags and slaughtering going on. The 4K UHD disc is great, with stunning video, perfect audio, and a solid array (though not stellar) amount of extras to chew through. The commentary alone is well worth checking out. At the end of the day this is just silly splatstick fun, and if you’re even remotely into that genre, is worth it as a fun watch.
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Starring: Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, Myha'la, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham
Directed by: Kirill Sokolov
Written by: Kirill Sokolov, Alex Litvak
Aspect Ratio: 2.20:1 HEVC
Audio: English: Dolby Atmos (Dolby TrueHD 7.1 Core), English, French, Spanish DD 5.1
Subtitles: English SDH, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Spanish
Studio: Warner Bro's
Rated: R
Runtime: 95 Minutes
Blu-ray Release Date: June 30th, 2026
Recommendation: Entertaining Watch




