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I’m not gonna lie. I saw the initial press release for Eraser: Unborn and just LAUGHED in my chair. Who was asking for a sequel to a 1996 Arnie film, without Arnie, and done by the director of Deep Blue Sea 3. At first I sort of begrudgingly wanted to see how bad it could be being that it starred Emile Hirsch, only to realize that it was NOT Emile in the lead role (that front poster really looks like him at first glance) and that this was going to be a travesty. To put it lightly, I would gladly have it be erased from my mind.
Going into the film I was completely sober, but by the end I really wished I had taken a couple fingers of bourbon to make the ride a little less painful. The story pretty much mirrors the 1996 film in SOOOOOOO many ways. A woman named Rina Kimura (Jacky Lai) has to go undercover when she betrays her “Syndicate” husband and is put into witsec under the protection of Mason Pollard (Dominic Sherwood) who is lovingly known as “The Eraser” (including him saying “you’ve been erased” nearly half a dozen times in the movie). Like usual, he’s betrayed by his mentor Paul Whitlock (McKinley Belcher III) and has to go on the run with Rina as they try to stay alive.
The rest of the film mirrors the original just as much too. There’s the plucky comedic Latin sidekick Sugar Jax (Eddie Ramos) instead of the Italian mobster, There’s even an entire end battle at the docks, on top of a floating shipping container. I mean, you literally couldn’t steal anymore of the 1996 film if you tried. It’s just missing all of the fun, the charm, the Arnie enthusiasm and one liners, and of course rail guns, that made the 26 year old first film actually, you know, fun.
No, there’s nothing redeeming about Eraser: Unborn in any way, shape, or form. It’s hamfisted, cheesily directed, lazily acted, and simply an embarrassment in every aspect it could be. It’s not even a “so bad that it’s good” type of film either. I honestly can’t fathom why anyone would create a DTV sequel to a movie that was only good because of Arnie some 26 years later. Well, they made a sequel to Kindergarten Cop and A Cop and a Half 20-30 years later, so I guess this was only a matter of time. Now where is that drink, I really need it now.
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Rated R for violence throughout and language
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It doesn’t take much to realize I wasn’t a fan of Eraser: Reborn. It’s a lackluster sequel to a movie that no one asked for. However, it’s here and there’s nothing we can do about it besides simply skipping it. The Blu-ray looks and sounds solid but has only a single extras on board. Don’t let that lone extra tempt you into watching this gem though. Much like that taco bell at 1:30 in the morning, I know it’s tempting, but it will leave you crying in pain later. Just run.
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Starring: Dominic Sherwood, Jacky Lai, McKinley Belcher III
Directed by: John Pogue
Written by: Tony Puryear, Walon Green, Michael S. Chernuchin
Aspect Ratio: 2.39:1 AVC
Audio: English: DTS-HD MA 5.1, French, German, Spanish DD 5.1
Subtitles: English SDH, French, German, Spanish, Dutch
Studio: Warner Brothers
Rated: R
Runtime: 102 minutes
Blu-Ray Release Date: May 7th, 2022
Recommendation: Skip It