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- Apr 4, 2017
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Crypto Currency has been all the rage lately. Most people don’t know jack about it besides that you have to “mine” it, and that it officially sent the video card market into a bubble that would make the housing bubble of 2007 look like child’s play. Needless to say it has become the new “net boogeyman” as the powers that be make it this uber elite, uber secure form of banking that is utterly anonymous (which is amusingly the exact OPPOSITE of what it really is) where one can hid their money and track about on the “dark web” (another misnomer that is crammed into every tech film these days). The crypto thriller, or crypto “Heist” genre has been taking off lately, and it was only a matter of time before someone decided to remake Oliver Stone’s Wall Street, but with Crypto currency instead of stock markets and bank trades. Well, sadly it was done on a much smaller scale, as Crypto’s director John Stalberg Jr. hams things up with a rather bland and generic script, and starring a few lower level actors to make this intriguing, but ultimately bland thriller.
Martin (Beau Knapp) is a rather unique individual. Being on the “spectrum” (E.g. mildly autistic) he is a brilliant technical bloodhound, able to root out any digital trail of discrepancies at his home office of Omni Bank International. However, he has unfortunately turned his nose for errors on the wrong mucky mucks and gets himself exiled to upstate New York, where he has to audit a local branch in his home town. There he is forced to confront his past and reconcile with his PTSD ridden brother Caleb (Luke Hemsworth, the OTHER Hemsworth) and his stubborn father, Martin Sr. (Kurt Russell), and ends up ultimately uncovering a conspiracy of epic proportions.
Stumbling around in the bank’s archives he finds some discrepancies, and with the help of his crypto mining enthusiast childhood friend Earl (Jeremie Harris) he discovers an electronic trail back to a Russian money laundering scheme. What starts out as a money based thriller turns into your generic thriller, complete with mysterious murders that no one can solve, kidnappings, screaming at the camera, and general mayhem. The first part of the movie is a bit bland, but once Martin and Earl start doing their online sleuthing things get a bit more fun. Sadly the change of pace to a traditional thriller loses interest after a while, as the sleuthing was way more interesting than running around tying to make back yard deals and running away from Russian assassins.
The movie itself is NOT a bad movie, but sadly it is hamstrung by generic cliches and an overstuffed plot that has way too many sub plots for its own good. Beau Knapp is the standout from this Crypto Currency conspiracy theory (which spends way too many shots focused on lower face close ups for its own good) and I spent most of the time looking at my watch. I liked the idea of it almost cloning Wall Street, but the movie has very little “bite”, unlike it’s homage like idol.
Rated R for language throughout, some violence, sexuality and drug use
• Making of Featurrette: Creating Crypto
Crypto is a moderately entertaining thriller about espionage and money laundering, but it really has a hard time standing out from the crowd. You can see the influences of Oliver Stone’s Wall Street throughout it, just twaked and modified to be for a more modern audience who is familiar with Bitcoin, and using the budget of your average DTV film. Beau Knapp does a solid enough job, but the rest of the cast (even Russell) is a bit underwhelming, and the plot line itself is annoyingly cliched and generic. The Blu-ray is solid enough, with good audio and decent video, and naturally the anemic extras one would expect from this budgeted film. Personally I’d put this into the low rental stage, as it’s not a BAAAAD movie per se, just not great.
Starring: Cat Alter, Annale, Alexis Bledel, Luke Hemsworth, Kurt Russell, Vincent Kartheiser, Beau Knapp, Gabe Fazio, Jeremie Harris
Directed by: John Stalberg Jr.
Written by: Carlyle Eubank, David Frigerio
Aspect Ratio: 2.66:1 AVC
Audio: English: DTS-HD MA 5.1, French DTS-HD MA
Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
Runtime: 106 minutes
Blu-Ray Release Date: June 18th, 2019
Recommendation: Low Rental