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- Apr 4, 2017
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“My life before him was so simple and decided. My life after him was just…...After”.
Yes, that’s one of the opening lines of After and it sets the tone for the entire insipid, cliched, and regurgitated female fantasy that we’re about to see here. Anna Todd’s novel “After” stems from a brand new literary genre called “New Adult Fiction”, which basically is a junction point between Young Adult fiction and regular adult fiction. Really it’s just a way to raise the age level from the typical teenage young adult fiction heroes/heroines to college age, where it becomes literally romantic fantasy for women. After is sooooooooo obviously over cliched, and filled with all of the emotional fantasies that engorged Twilight, Fifty Shades of Gray (just without the BDSM sex), and Harlequin romance novel relationships so that you’re almost bursting at the seams from it all. I don’t know whether to laugh, or to cry, but most people (unless you’re 17-21, or a 40 year old lonely housewife) are NOT going to be the demographic for this cinematic twitterpeted mess.
Tessa (Josephine Langford) is going off to Rossmore University, leaving behind her over protective mother Carol (Selma Blair) and her childhood highschool boyfriend for new adventures. Straight laced, studious, and completely naive, Tessa falls head over heels for the smoldering British hottie Hardin (Hero Fiennes Tiffin, who was most notable for playing 11 year old Tom Riddle in the 6th Harry Potter film flashback). You see, Hardin is everything enticing to a woman’s fantasy. He’s hunky, got tattoos, a muscle car, and yet he’s so incredibly vulnerable and sensitive, but will only open up to YOU! *swoon! It doesn’t take more than a few well placed words before Hardin and Tessa are head over heels in love with each other, sharing intimate nights under the stars, whispering sweet nothings in each others ears, and basically mooning over each other.
To make it even better, Hardin is actually pretty messed up and angry inside, as his rich father (played by Peter Gallagher) is getting married while his poor mother is living in poverty over in England. That means there’s moments of self denigration where Hardin whispers “I don’t deserve you” and “I’m really messed up”, meaning he’s a bad boy who she can fix as well! However, there’s a deeper and more foreboding secret that seems to be lurking under the surface (as the opening monologue hints as Tessa mourns her life “after” him). A secret that keeps ramping up till the final 15 minutes and we all realize that it was just a rehash of 10 Things I Hate about You or She’s All That, just with tons and tons of angst, before they get right back onto their steamy romance. A romance that has her telling Hardin that “Noah (her boyfriend) was my best friend. But you, you’re so much more than that” after she breaks up with said boyfriend after meeting this hunky British sex symbol for all of one week.
Tessa and Hardin have a few good moments, but really the acting is pretty atrocious all the way around. Hero Fiennes Tiffin is stiff as a board the entire film, and just pouts and stares morosely at Tessa throughout. Joesphine Langford is actually pretty convincing as a girl head over heels with a new crush, and poor Selma Blair is just left snarling a few words as she tries to control ever aspect of her daughter’s life before Tessa throws a temper tantrum and goes all Anne of Green Gables dramatic on her. While I may not exactly be the target demographic for many a film that I enjoy, I have to say that After is appealing to the lonely housewife and 17-21 year age bracket of romance starved females, and pretty much everyone else will be alienated.
Rated PG-13 for sexual content and some college partying
After is pure young adult romance fantasy gone awry, and while many a decent to good movie has used these tropes, very few of them have gone as cliched and melodramatic as Jenny Gage’s After has done. I have never read or even seen Anna Todd’s novel, so I have no idea how faithful that insipidness is to the original story, but if it’s ANYTHING like the movie, it’s very much targeting romance starved young adults and bound and determined to make alienate everyone else. The Blu-ray from Universal is quite good though, with great video, very good audio, but almost no extras whatsoever. Personally, unless you’re one of those 17-21 year olds or 40 year old lonely soccer moms, I would just skip it and save yourself the pain of watching.
Starring: Josephine Langford, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Khadjia Red Thunder, Dylan Arnold, Shane Paul McGhie, Saumel Larsen, Inanna Sarkis
Directed by: Jenny Gage
Written by: Susan McMartin (Screenplay), Anna Todd (Novel)
Aspect Ratio: 2.39:1 AVC
Audio: English: DTS-HD MA 5.1
Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
Runtime: 106 minutes
Blu-Ray Release Date: July 9th, 2019
Recommendation: Skip It.