Audiophile Humor - Get Your Geek On!

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Tons of audiophile humor out there... most of it only true gear heads will appreciate it. And if you're reading this, that's probably you!

Let's see what we can dig up!

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Good one, Leonard, that really cracked me up!
 

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Yes, that second one is funny and I wouldn't be surprised if it's really happened.
 

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Ouch, think we have all heard that one!
 

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OOOOOH - and without the WAF/permission/accounting factor, hopefully!
 

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I cracked up when I saw this one.. lol.

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and here is one all of us can relate to.. lol.

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^^^ Now that's funny!!! ;-)
 

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yeah, both are funny but the later one is hilarious and so true.. lol. I am still laughing on that one.
 

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here's another one..

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I take the one on the right!
 

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That is funny Todd. lol.
 

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This one brings back memories.. The day's of manually adjusting the antenna.

lol..
 

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For the early adopters here. :)

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For all the tech guys, lol. :)

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Here is a good one. :)

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I used to read Foxtrot.. Good memories..
 

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